Use tobacco (smoke it, chew it, hang around in places where you can breathe in lots of second-hand smoke)
Eat a poor diet (the more calories, fat, and sugar the better; you can’t get enough of a good thing, right?)
Don't go to the doctor for a yearly preventive check-up (why go looking for a problem?)
Don't treat your existing medical conditions (diabetes, heart disease, that weird lump you found in your armpit, etc.)
Alienate the people around you (friends, family, who needs ‘ em!)
Get really, really stressed out (work at a job you hate, don’t tell people how you really feel, lose hope, etc.)
Be careless (don’t wear a seatbelt in the car, don’t wear a helmet on your bike, speed to excess, run red lights, generally be reckless with your body)
Drink too much alcohol (if you can remember drinking, you didn’t drink enough)
Use drugs, lots of drugs (take illegal drugs, abuse prescription drugs, make your own drugs in your bathtub if you have to!)
Don’t go to the doctor when you get sick (instead just “tough it out”)
Don’t get enough sleep (after all, you can sleep when you’re dead)
Get a really great tan (lay out and bake in the sun, or in a tanning bed; in fact, sleep in a tanning bed if you can)
Be hateful to others, be selfish, be mean, assume other people are essentially bad (after all, if you expect the worst you’ll never be let down)
Practice any of these and you will.
10 easy ways to make yourself sick Posted: 11:06 PM (Manila Time) | Apr. 19, 2004 Inquirer News Service
"Know thyself? If I know myself, I'd run away."-Goethe
THE MOST terrifying thing, according to the famous thinker and scientist Carl Jung, is to accept one's self completely. Goethe's thinking shows he has such a good grasp of reality and the ability to see things as they truly are.
But do we actually see? And are there many ways of "seeing"? Does the mind see? Do the heart and spirit have visions of their own?
Therapists believe the mind can be your doom or your deliverance. And if you let your mind run amuck with fears, traumas and insecurities, you will surely get sick. With all endeavors, everything begins with a thought. How it develops into a plan, which is translated into action, is entirely up to us.
People often ask: How can I be healthier? Many complaints about my prescriptions for wellness are that they are difficult to follow. So, this time, let's do a little reverse psychology. Let's make a quick run-down of the things we so easily do to hurt our body, mind and spirit.
Checklist for self-destruction:
1. Brood. Allow your worst fears, past or present, to control you. Spend an hour or two thinking about all the emotional pain, disappointments, harassment, and failures until you are overcome completely.
2. Wallow in self-pity. You are the victim, the underdog, the unappreciated disgruntled employee, the neglected and abused wife, the misunderstood friend, the overlooked sibling, the forgotten parent. Blame everything and everyone else but yourself for your misery.
3. Stay in a state of inertia. Do nothing. Allow the forces in your life to control you. You are powerless against domineering individuals/situations. Without a say on your personal happiness, you simply let others dictate to you how you should live your life.
4. Pop a sleeping pill. Make it your best friend. By making it part of your regular regimen, your problems will temporarily fade away and not have the power to hurt you--for a short while.
5. Give in to your addictions and cravings. Don't do anything in moderation. Let drugs, alcohol, sugar, caffeine, fatty/junk food and carbohydrates rule your life.
6. Make time your enemy. Run against it, instead of with it. Stay out every night. Give yourself only three hours of sleep daily. Workaholism, all-night partying, all-day shopping are your feel-good therapies.
7. Do not exercise. Do not lift a finger and engage in any form of activity. That includes physical workouts, mental and spiritual pursuits. Do not go to the gym or walk in your neighborhood, read a book or meditate and pray.
8. Ban levity from your day. Smiles, humor or laughter are taboo. Let nothing amuse you. Be cranky. Let anger reign. Long faces are in. Snap at everyone within striking distance. Spare no one. Take no prisoners. Take your frustration out on your family, co-workers, and household help.
Inflate your smallest difficulty and turn it into a crisis. Magnify your issues and hold everyone hostage to your fears. Imagine the headache becoming a silent stroke, the palpitation a heart attack, the benign cyst a malignant tumor. Announce to the world that you are sick and use it as an excuse to withdraw from life.
9. Do not give thanks. Thanksgiving is alien to you. All the goodness and blessings that you have received and continue to receive should not be given any value. You believe that it is God's obligation to you and you are entitled to whatever you get.
10. Do not love. Hang a "do not enter" sign on the door of your heart. Keep it closed and unfeeling, and pretend to the rest of the world that you can live without it. Sacrifice your happiness to your ambitions.
Do you see how easy it is to make yourself sick? Modern-day thinkers Dr. Deepak Chopra and Dr. Gary Zukav both say the mind, body and spirit are inseparable. Remember that believing is becoming-that thought has the power to manifest in the physical realm.
To conclude, what is my prescription for wellness? Obviously, completely the opposite of everything in the checklist!
Love and light!
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THE MOST terrifying thing, according to the famous thinker and scientist Carl Jung, is to accept one's self completely. Goethe's thinking shows he has such a good grasp of reality and the ability to see things as they truly are.
